BRAD’S RANTS

COMMENT: A Chicago Machine politician with Eastern Liberal Limousine credentials, promising “A Time For Change” teaming up with an Eastern Limousine Liberal convicted of plagiarism in his law-school days and subesequently kicked off the Dukakis ticket in’88. My vote is for Senator John McCain. At least he doesn’t lie about who he is and what he brings to the table. But stupidity will out and Obama will be the next president. Who then will our darker brethren blame for their social ills then. It be da black man faut!! - The Nakaii (whoever the fuck that is)

I really don’t care too much for politics, and its not because I don’t care about “the issues”. It’s merely because from everything that I’ve either witnessed or researched so far, none of the issues we seem to constantly bitch about get dealt with anyway. The days of Andrew Jackson are long gone (I’ll get to him later), and the political machine is not just in Chicago. Its on our TV’s and computers every second of every day. Were essentially having a contest to see who is prom king, and thats really it.

The thing I keep hearing about is this “Change” thing. What is this change? What president has ever actually made a dramatic fucking change. Why do these presidents even talk about abortion? Roe happened over 30 fuckin years ago, and it hasn’t changed since, yet this issue is still so huge. Nothing is going to change people. You know what either Obama or Mccain should really do to win the election? Do what Bush did, and offer people $600. Seriously, whoever does that will win in a landslide vote.

The pictures above are from South Park, and the genius’s that they are pretty much hit the nail on the head when it comes to politics. You’ll get two guys, who are pretty much both fucktards, and you gotta choose the lesser of two evils. Our politicians are such pussies these days, they don’t stand up for anything!! Put Obama in a room full of democrats and he’s singing the praises of liberal choice, but put him amongst the conservatives and he will flip in a minute. Mccain is the same way, Kerry, Dole, etc. Bush was the only one who didn’t, but thats because Bush doesn’t know how to speak correctly in the first place. We can’t fault a guy based on a handicap.

You know who I want to see as president again? Andrew Jackson. I know hes been dead awhile and all, but that guy was seriously bad ass. He fought in over 100 duels in his life (gun duels, not swords), did what he wanted, stood by what he said, and was our nations biggest tough guy president ever. He had an assasination attempt when he was in his 60’s, and as his would be assasin shot at him several times, Jackson just slowly walked towards him and then beat him with his cane. Read about his duels too, they are insane. Lets dig him up, cause even a dead Jackson will have more balls than anyone we put in office now.

Moral of the story? None of this political bullshit is going to change your life a year from now. Stop whining, and just vote for whoever you like. Key thing though, keep it to yourself. Nobody wants to be castrated because they voted for Mccain or Obama. Personally, I think I’ll vote for Gary Coleman.